No we’ll never be friends
(No we’ll never be friends)

Baby what you gonna do
(Baby what you gonna do!)

Don’t you see my stupid face when I look at you
I’m in love with you
(I’m in love with you)

No we’ll never be friends
(No we’ll never be friends)

Baby, I mean look at you
(Baby I mean look at you!)

When you’re walking down the street in your yoga pants
I’m in love with you
(I’m in love with you)

Oh, Baby, You
You’d better just shut up
And let me kiss you

Youuuuuuu
You don’t know what it’s like
When I will please you

Too-Doo-Doo Too-Doo Too-Doo
Too-Doo-Roo-Doo Too-Doo Too-Doo

Why can’t you understand
I ain’t gonna be your friend

No we’ll never be friends
(No we’ll never be friends)
Not with a body like yours
(Not with a body like yours)
I could try and pass
But with an ass like that
I know we’ll never be friends
(No! No! No! No!)

Baby, what can I say?
(Baby what can I say?)

I’ve got no excuse
(I’ve got no excuse)

Mama raised no quitter
It’s like I’m on Twitter
Always following you
(Baby check your DM’s!)

Oh baby You
You’d better just shut up
And let me kiss you

Youuuuuuu
You don’t know what it’s like
When I will please you

Too-Doo-Doo Too-Doo Too-Doo
Too-Doo-Roo-Doo Too-Doo Too-Doo

Why can’t you understand
I ain’t gonna be your friend

Now I want all the gentlemen to sing with me

Come on come on
Baby, come on come on
Baby, come on come on
Baby, come on come on

And the ladies singing like

NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO

All right gentlemen, let’s go get them! Yeah

Come on come on
Baby, come on come on
Baby, come on come on
Baby, come on come on

Ladies

NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO!

Oh, Baby, You
You’d better just shut up
And let me kiss you

Youuuuuuu
You don’t know what it’s like
When I will please you

Too-Doo-Doo Too-Doo Too-Doo
Too-Doo-Roo-Doo Too-Doo Too-Doo

Why can’t you understand
I ain’t gonna be your friend