Another classic day of being a pirate, what shall I do?
Have my Pirate breakfast, bottle of rum.
Clean my pirate teeth. Do my pirate taxes. No wait I’m a pirate I don’t do taxes!
But most importantly, I’ll be having some seshing.. want to know why?

I’m a pirate motherf*cker, the pirate life for me,
With a bottle of rum I’m setting sail to sesh the seven seas!
Yes I’m a pirate, that means I drink a lot of rum,
And rest assured that on my ship the rum is never gone.
I’m a pirate, and I’ve got a legendary crew,
Seshin’ and sailing on a ship is all we want to do.
We’re pirates of the party, the sesh is what we need,
So Pirates, get ready, to sesh the seven seas!

I’m a pirate motherf*cker!

Yo ho ho, we sesh the seven seas, six bottles of rum from the bar if you please. Hey what do you want? I’m getting a round in now. No put your money away this one’s on me!

Sure we’re pirates, but does that mean that we gotta be disrespectful?
I’d never steal booze from a bar, that’d be dreadful!
We steal the gold and then we buy the drinks you see,
Support our local taverns, and then we sesh it back to sea!
We got a bad rep, but we stress, that we got a heart of gold.
All we want is to have some fun and keep our beers cold.
We’re party pirates, that’s what we live to be, so pirates, set sail, to sesh the seven seas!!

Sesh Ho!

I’m a pirate motherf*cker

QUACK!